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« Reply #40 on: February 2, 2018, 2:27 AM »

The impossible is often the untried. --> Jim Goodwin

Did ya hear about the 93 year old man and the 92 year old woman who found each other and finally got married? They spent their honeymoon getting out of the car.
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« Reply #41 on: February 3, 2018, 2:45 PM »


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« Reply #42 on: February 5, 2018, 1:11 AM »

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. --> Oliver Goldsmith

Q: Why does Dolly Parton have such a thin waist? A: Everyone knows that things can't grow in the shade.
Did you hear Dolly Parton came in First and Third in a race?
Q: Have you seen Dolly Parton's NEW Shoes? A: Niether has she!
Q: How can you tell Dolly Parton's kids? A: They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips!
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« Reply #43 on: February 7, 2018, 3:27 AM »

I know of no method to secure the repeal of bad or obnoxious laws so effective as their stringent execution. --> Ulysses Grant


I saw a strange funeral procession going through town the other day. There were 2 hearses, and about 60 guys walking, one behind the other. The guy in front was walking a small poodle. Curious, I approached him and asked what was happening. He said, "That hearse contains the body of my beloved wife. My dog, Skippy, is a wonderful pet, but sometimes he's "funny" around women. He tore out my wife's throat." I offered my condolences, then asked why there were two hearses. He replied, "The second hearse contains the mortal remains of my beloved mother-in-law. Skippy's a wonderful dog, but he gets funny around women. He tore out her throat, too." Thinking fast, I realized there were some real possibilities here. "Say, buddy. Do you think I could borrow Skippy for a little while?" "Get in line."
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« Reply #44 on: February 8, 2018, 2:30 AM »

The real theatre of the sex war is the domestic hearth. --> Germaine Greer


Q: Where does a horse go when he gets sick? A: The horspital.
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« Reply #45 on: February 8, 2018, 9:32 AM »

Q: Why is it especially bad for a pig to get sick? A: Because the pig must be killed before being cured.
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« Reply #46 on: February 9, 2018, 2:32 AM »

You can go crazy or you can go peacefully. --> Adele Greenfield



Q: Where does a duck go when he gets sick? A: The ductor.
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« Reply #47 on: February 10, 2018, 1:25 AM »

The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving. --> Russell Green



Q: What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe? A: He calls the toe truck.
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« Reply #48 on: February 11, 2018, 1:56 AM »


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"At The Going Down of The Sun"
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« Reply #49 on: February 12, 2018, 2:43 AM »

I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample underfoot. --> Horace Greeley




Q: What happens when ducks fly backwards? A: They quack up.
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« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2018, 10:53 PM »

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« Reply #51 on: February 13, 2018, 2:02 AM »

Better incur the trouble of testing and exploding a thousand fallacies than by rejecting stifle a single beneficial truth. --> Horace Greeley



Q: What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk? A: A mouse on vacation.
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« Reply #52 on: February 14, 2018, 3:03 AM »

Commandment Number One of any truly civilized society is this: Let people be different. --> David Grayson


I love YUGO's -- those little cars are so intelligently arranged. One model even has a place just big enough to hold your keys, a pack of Kleenex, and some maps. It's called the trunk.
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« Reply #53 on: February 15, 2018, 4:26 AM »

Where ignorance is bliss 'Tis folly to be wise. --> Thomas Grat


Q: Why don't men trust women? A: Would you trust someone that bled for a week and didn't die?
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« Reply #54 on: February 16, 2018, 4:41 AM »

With every civil right there has to be a corresponding civil obligation. --> Edison Haines


Q: Do you know what Spock found in the toilet?
A: The captain's log.
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« Reply #55 on: February 17, 2018, 4:58 AM »


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"Hummingbird in afternoon light"
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« Reply #56 on: February 18, 2018, 4:46 AM »

The real cause of personal existence is not the favour of the almighty, but the sexual love of one's earthly parents. --> Ernst Haeckel


Q: What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident? A: Tyrannosarus wrecks.
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« Reply #57 on: February 19, 2018, 1:50 AM »

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. --> John Gunther


Q: What did one lightbulb say to the other?
A: I'm going out tonight.
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« Reply #58 on: February 20, 2018, 1:15 AM »

Originality exists in every individual because each of us differs from the others. We are all primary numbers divisible only by ourselves. --> Jean Guitton



Q: What did the firefly say when he backed into the lawn-mower? A: De-lighted, no end!
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