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« Reply #340 on: November 1, 2017, 4:45 PM »

Does a steak count? The steak itself is unlikely to be bigger than your head, but the animal it comes from is a different story. Smiley
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« Reply #341 on: November 2, 2017, 6:18 AM »

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
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« Reply #342 on: November 3, 2017, 3:13 AM »

Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date.
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« Reply #343 on: November 8, 2017, 1:21 AM »


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« Reply #344 on: November 8, 2017, 1:23 AM »

If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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« Reply #345 on: November 9, 2017, 3:18 AM »

If reproducibility might be a problem, conduct the test only once.
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« Reply #346 on: November 10, 2017, 2:13 AM »

Once upon a time a young man went to consult his family physician for a singular medical problem.  When he went to stool he passed a tremendous amount of gas that came out in a long puff of sound.  To be blunt, when he farted the gas made a long and deep sound like a basso profundo singing the word 'HONDA.' It sounded just like his anus was advertising a line of Japanese automobiles.
The doctor stated that this was indeed a very strange ailment, and being a general practitioner, sent the young man to a gastroenterologist
The specialist was equally puzzled, but realizing that the sound was Japanese in tone, said that he had a colleague who had graduated from the university of Tokyo medical school who had excellent credentials in the field of gastrology and would like to have him examine the patient.
The man went to see the Japanese doctor who, right off the bat said, "Open your mouth."      The patient said, "But doc, it's my anus that is giving me the problem."
The Japanese doctor said, "I know that, but open your mouth."
After a cursory examination of the mouth the Japanese doctor told the patient that he had an abscessed tooth and to go to a dentist and have it removed.
The young man thought the doctor was nuts because he had no trouble with his teeth and also figured that his teeth had nothing to do with his anus, but he was desperate so he went to the dentist.
The dentist x-rayed his mouth, found the abscessed tooth, yanked it out and sent the young man on his way.  Afterwards his anus stopped singing "HONDA."
He went back to his doctor and told him of his strange experience.
His doctor went to the doctor from Japan and asked him what a bad tooth had to do with a singing anus.
The Japanese doctor said, "It was very simple.  In Japan we all know that 'abscess makes the fart goes Honda.'"
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« Reply #347 on: November 11, 2017, 4:52 AM »


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« Reply #348 on: November 12, 2017, 5:01 AM »

If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?  -- Hempstone
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« Reply #349 on: November 13, 2017, 2:59 AM »

It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide.
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« Reply #350 on: November 14, 2017, 2:50 AM »

There are many excuses for being late, but there are none for being early.
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« Reply #351 on: November 15, 2017, 2:50 AM »

If you have kleptomania, you can always take something for it.
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« Reply #352 on: November 16, 2017, 2:08 AM »

The state, it cannot too often be repeated, does nothing, and can give nothing, which it does not take from somebody.  --> Henry George
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« Reply #353 on: November 17, 2017, 2:11 AM »

Three quotes from David Lloyd George:
A young man who isn't a socialist hasn't got a heart; an old man who is a socialist hasn't got a head.
The most dangerous thing in the world is to leap a chasm in two jumps.
The finest eloquence is that which gets things done.
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« Reply #354 on: November 18, 2017, 5:31 AM »

Three quotes from David Gerrold:
The game of life is always called on account of darkness.
Those who abhor history are compelled to rewrite it.
The universe has its own cure for stupidity.  Unfortunately it doesn't always apply it.
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« Reply #355 on: November 18, 2017, 5:33 AM »


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