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Photo Of The Month for DecemberDuring the previous month you have seen some wonderful POTDs. Now it is your chance to cast up to three votes for one of these to become the POTM for December 2016 Just go to this link - http://www.photography-cafe.com/forum/index.php?topic=26060.0 and pick your winner(s). Alan...  |
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« Reply #1 on: January 1, 2017, 5:45 AM » |
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How do you know when you're staying in a Georgia hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk replies, "Go ahead."
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« Reply #2 on: January 3, 2017, 1:13 AM » |
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How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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« Reply #3 on: January 4, 2017, 3:43 AM » |
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
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« Reply #5 on: January 6, 2017, 3:51 AM » |
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Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi.
If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
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« Reply #6 on: January 7, 2017, 3:40 AM » |
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A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
The driver replies "Bout wut?"
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« Reply #8 on: January 9, 2017, 12:39 AM » |
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Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2017, 4:18 AM » |
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Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books - poof! - up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2017, 2:49 AM » |
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A new law recently passed in West Virginia: When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.
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Dear Abby:
My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he is a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker but many of his co-workers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he denies it all. Then he admits that he was wrong and begs me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he is a cheat. I don't know what to do.
Signed, Frustrated
Dear Frustrated:
You should dump him. Now that you are finally a New York Senator, you don't need him anymore.
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A man in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds then it comes crashing back down. He tries this a few more times all the while his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need more tail."
The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind, last night you told me to go fly a kite."
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Fat Theology
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?"
And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.
And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair. [/color
And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds.
And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds.
And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them."
And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter.
And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.
And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.
And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.
And Man gained pounds.
And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."
And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.
And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol.
And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest.
And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
And Satan created HMOs.
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Question: If God waited until next to the final paragraph to bring forth potatoes, which Satan promptly corrupted into potato chips (crisps) with sour cream dip, then When Satan asked "Do you want fries with that [99-cent MacDonalds double cheeseburger]?" what were the fries made from? Just asking.  |
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« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2017, 11:32 AM » |
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Origin of phrases
1. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".
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2. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the! wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month or what we know today as the honeymoon.
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« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2017, 1:25 AM » |
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3. In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
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« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2017, 2:05 AM » |
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4. Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2017, 2:50 AM » |
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5. In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2017, 2:37 AM » |
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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama Bin Laden made his way to the pearly gates.
There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.
Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America take their turns. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, Dumb Ass. What did you think I said?"
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« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2017, 5:09 AM » |
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese person robs your house?
A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the guy is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2017, 3:28 AM » |
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A Quiz - Passing requires 8 correct answers.
No cheating by looking up on the internet.
1. How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2. Which country makes Panama hats?
3. From which animal do we get catgut?
4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5. What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what creatures?
7. What was King George VI's first name?
8. What color is a purple finch?
9. Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10. How long did the Thirty Years War last?
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« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2017, 12:34 AM » |
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Answers:
1. 116 years, 1337 to 1453.
2. Ecuador, originally shipped to the Isthmus of Panama for export to Asia.
3. Sheep or goat intestines, but occasionally the intestines of cattle, hogs, horses, mules, or donkeys. Catgut is also a perennial subshrub of eastern North America.
4. November, October, 1917 in the old style Russian calendar.
5. Goat, Ox or Squirrel fur, it was invented by Meng Tien, a Chinese savant.
6. Dog, Canis is a Latin word meaning dog.
7. Albert, real name Albert Frederick Arthur George.
8. NOT purple, male Purple Finches are delicate pink-red on the head and breast, mixing with brown on the back and cloudy white on the belly. Female Purple Finches have no red.
9. New Zealand, although the climbing shrub, Actinidia chinensis, is native to China, the cultivated fruit was commercially grown in New Zealand.
10. Thirty years, 1618 to 1648 - the only obvious right answer.
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Re question 8. Could you tell me whereabouts in the Pacific the Canary Islands are? I knew that the Atlantic ones were named after dogs, and I have found a Google reference that the Pacific ones were named after canaries (!) but nowhere have I found where they are. Not even Google Earth has helped me. I'd prefer not to have to dig out my gazetteers and atlases if it's easy to get an answer by just asking.
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« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2017, 7:39 AM » |
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Re question 8. Could you tell me whereabouts in the Pacific the Canary Islands are?
I just copied the block of questions which a guy in America sent me and didn't stop to check it out properly. You are right to question it because there are no Canary Islands in the Pacific. The Spanish "Islands of Dogs" are in the North Atlantic Ocean. |
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« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2017, 1:02 AM » |
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WHAT DOES "WD-40" STAND FOR?
WD-40 literally stands for "Water Displacement, 40th attempt". That's the name straight out of the lab book used by the chemist who developed WD-40 back in 1953. The chemist, Norm Larsen, was attempting to concoct a formula to prevent corrosion--a task which is done by displacing water. Norm's persistence paid off when he perfected the formula on his 40th try.
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« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2017, 3:15 AM » |
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WHY IS THE PITCHER'S MOUND 60 FEET SIX INCHES FROM THE HOME PLATE?
Until 1893, the pitcher's mound was 50 feet from home plate. Pitchers were having a relatively easy time tossing fast balls and strikes, and the game was becoming a bore. Thus, officials decided to move the mound back 10 feet. A diagram showing a distance of 60' 0" was presented to a surveyor, who was supposed to map out new fields. Unfortunately, the surveyor misread the diagram as showing 60' 6", and designed the new field accordingly. The blueprints and several new mounds were finished before the error was noticed, so the measurement remained.
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« Reply #30 on: January 26, 2017, 3:25 AM » |
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WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REAL JOBS
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
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« Reply #31 on: January 27, 2017, 1:44 AM » |
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WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REAL JOBS
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
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« Reply #32 on: January 28, 2017, 3:23 AM » |
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WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REAL JOBS
Upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
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« Reply #34 on: January 29, 2017, 3:30 AM » |
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WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REAL JOBS
Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
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WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REAL JOBS
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan all them kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan all the kids to copulate me."
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« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2017, 2:21 AM » |
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WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REAL JOBS
Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
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WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REAL JOBS
Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height."
And "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
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Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."
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Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
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WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REAL JOBS
Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
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Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
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Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him,'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"
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Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
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Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too dadgum ugly to kiss good-bye."
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow now, it's MY fault!"
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In a recent interview, General Norman Schwartzkopf was asked if he didn't think there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harboured and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America.
His answer: "I believe that forgiving them is God's function. Our job is simply to arrange the meeting."
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Here's our new mini challenge for you!
Wide Angle Challenge #2 - Leading Lines The Wide Angle Challenge is intended for people who enjoy using the wide end of their lens or would like to experiment and learn more about it.
This is where we share our images and encourage all our members to vote for the ones they enjoy most.
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Rules of Life
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
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2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
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3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right."
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4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
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« Reply #57 on: February 18, 2017, 3:07 AM » |
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« Reply #58 on: February 19, 2017, 3:50 AM » |
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8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?'
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« Reply #59 on: February 20, 2017, 1:08 AM » |
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« Reply #60 on: February 21, 2017, 12:59 AM » |
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10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
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« Reply #61 on: February 22, 2017, 2:51 AM » |
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11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
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« Reply #62 on: February 23, 2017, 2:34 AM » |
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« Reply #63 on: February 24, 2017, 2:32 AM » |
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13. Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
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Do you remember?
Stroll with me.... close your eyes.... and go back.... before the Internet.... before semiautomatics and crack.... before SEGA or Super Nintendo.... way back!
I'm talking about sitting on the curb, sitting on the stoop.... about hide-and-go-seek; Simon says and red-light-green-light. Lunch boxes with a thermos.... chocolate milk, going home for lunch, penny candy from the store, hopscotch, butterscotch, skates with keys, jacks and Cracker Jacks, hula hoops and sunflower seeds, wax lips and mustaches, Mary Janes, saddle shoes and Coke bottles with the names of cities on the bottom.
Remember when it took five minutes for the TV to warm up. When nearly everyone's mom was at home when kids got home from school. When nobody owned a purebred dog. When a quarter was a decent allowance. When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny. When your mom wore nylons that came in two pieces. When all of your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had their hair done everyday and wore high heels.
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« Reply #67 on: February 26, 2017, 4:23 AM » |
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Do you remember?
Running through the sprinkler, circle pins, bobby pins, Mickey Mouse Club, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Kukla, Fran and Ollie, Spin and Marty.... all in black and white.
When around the corner seemed far away and going downtown seemed like going somewhere. Climbing trees, making forts, backyard shows, lemonade stands, cops and robbers, cowboys and Indians, staring at clouds, jumping on the bed, pillow fights, ribbon candy, angel hair on the Christmas tree, Jackie Gleason, white gloves, walking to the movie theater, running till you were out of breath, laughing so hard that your stomach hurt. Not stepping on a crack or you'd break your mother's back.... paper-chains at Christmas, silhouettes of Lincoln and Washington.... the smells of school, of paste and Evening in Paris.
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« Reply #69 on: February 27, 2017, 2:56 AM » |
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Do you remember?
What about the girl who dotted her "i's" with hearts? The Stroll, popcorn balls and sock hops?
Remember when there were two types of sneakers for girls and boys (Keds and PF Flyers) and the only time you wore them at school was for "gym." And the girls had those ugly gym uniforms. When you got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking - all for free -- every time! And, you didn't pay for air either and, you got trading stamps to boot! When laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box. When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents. When the worst thing you could do at school was flunk a test or chew gum. And the prom was in the auditorium and you danced to a real orchestra. When they threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed -- and did!
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« Reply #70 on: February 28, 2017, 1:32 AM » |
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Do you remember?
When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited the student at home. Basically, we were in fear for our lives, but it wasn't because of drive by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc. Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat! But we survived because their love was so much greater than the threat.
Remember when a '57 Chevy was everyone's dream car -- used to cruise, peel out, lay rubber or watch submarine races? When people went "steady" and girls wore a class ring with an inch of wrapped Band-Aids, dental floss or yarn coated with pastel-frost nail polish so it would fit their finger.
When no one ever asked where the car keys were because they were always in the car, in the ignition, and the car and house doors were never locked! Remember lying on your back on the grass with your friends and saying things like "That cloud looks like a..... ." And playing baseball with no adults needed to enforce the rules of the game.
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When stuff from the store came without safety caps and hermetic seals, because no one had yet tried to poison a perfect stranger.
And, with all our progress; don't you just wish, just once, you could slip back in time and savor the slower pace..... and share it with the children of today? So send this on to someone who can still remember Nancy Drew, The Hardy Boys, Laurel and Hardy, Howdy Doody and The Peanut Gallery, The Lone Ranger, The Shadow Knows, Nellie Belle, Roy and Dale, Trigger and Buttermilk..... as well as the sound of a push mower on Saturday morning, and summers filled with bike rides, baseball games, bowling, visits to the pool.... and eating Kool-Aid powder with sugar from the palm of your hand and my favorite white lipstick, big hair do's and sock hops.
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« Reply #72 on: March 2, 2017, 2:54 AM » |
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« Reply #73 on: March 3, 2017, 2:07 AM » |
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I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diploma for my mother. I can relate to that.
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« Reply #74 on: March 4, 2017, 3:04 AM » |
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For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like.
For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like.
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« Reply #76 on: March 5, 2017, 4:07 AM » |
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Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy.
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« Reply #78 on: March 6, 2017, 2:19 AM » |
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« Reply #79 on: March 7, 2017, 1:02 AM » |
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« Reply #80 on: March 8, 2017, 2:48 AM » |
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« Reply #81 on: March 9, 2017, 1:15 AM » |
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« Reply #82 on: March 10, 2017, 1:22 AM » |
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« Reply #83 on: March 11, 2017, 5:36 AM » |
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« Reply #85 on: March 12, 2017, 5:55 AM » |
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He who is still laughing hasn't yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht
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« Reply #86 on: March 13, 2017, 3:40 AM » |
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« Reply #87 on: March 14, 2017, 2:38 AM » |
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God is not dead. He is alive and autographing Bibles at Cody's!
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« Reply #88 on: March 15, 2017, 3:35 AM » |
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God is not dead. He is alive and working on a much less ambitious project.
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« Reply #89 on: March 16, 2017, 3:41 AM » |
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God is not dead. He just couldn't find a parking place.
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« Reply #90 on: March 17, 2017, 3:39 AM » |
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« Reply #93 on: March 19, 2017, 5:22 AM » |
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Life: A brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.
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« Reply #94 on: March 20, 2017, 6:55 AM » |
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« Reply #95 on: March 21, 2017, 3:47 AM » |
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« Reply #97 on: March 23, 2017, 5:23 AM » |
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« Reply #98 on: March 24, 2017, 3:56 AM » |
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« Reply #99 on: March 25, 2017, 3:53 AM » |
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« Reply #101 on: March 26, 2017, 6:39 AM » |
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« Reply #103 on: March 28, 2017, 1:34 AM » |
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« Reply #104 on: March 29, 2017, 1:57 AM » |
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« Reply #105 on: March 29, 2017, 3:47 AM » |
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Coming This Weekend! During January, February and March you have been voting for Photo Of The Week.
On Saturday (April 1st) we will be declaring the final POTW of this first quarter and a new poll will be published.
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« Reply #106 on: March 30, 2017, 1:43 AM » |
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Photo Of The Quarter for Jan,Feb,MarDuring the previous Quarter you have seen some wonderful POTWs. Now it is your chance to cast up to three votes for one of these to become the POTQ for Jan,Feb,Mar 2017 Just go to this link - http://www.photography-cafe.com/forum/index.php?topic=26252.0 and pick your winner(s). Alan... |
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Wide Angle Challenge #2 - Leading Lines The Wide Angle Challenge is intended for people who enjoy using the wide end of their lens or would like to experiment and learn more about it.
This is where we share our images and encourage all our members to vote for the ones they enjoy most.
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« Reply #131 on: April 19, 2017, 3:02 AM » |
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« Reply #132 on: April 20, 2017, 2:44 AM » |
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« Reply #133 on: April 21, 2017, 1:46 AM » |
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Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
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« Reply #134 on: April 21, 2017, 6:23 AM » |
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The Wide Angle Challenge is intended for people who enjoy using the wide end of their lens or would like to experiment and learn more about it.
This is where we share our images and encourage all our members to vote for the ones they enjoy most.
To go straight to the results
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« Reply #135 on: April 21, 2017, 9:07 AM » |
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« Reply #136 on: April 22, 2017, 2:03 AM » |
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Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was rather large.
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« Reply #137 on: April 23, 2017, 9:30 AM » |
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Matrimony is the root of all evil.
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Love your enemies; it will make them crazy.
Doing so will also make them wonder what you're up to.  We have some long-lived people today. Ian, the third of his line, is one of them. Despite his advanced age, he normally has enjoyed remarkably good health so far, but he had to check into the hospital recently because he had developed a serious staph infection. The local newspaper considered this event to be unusual to put it on the front page.
The title: "Ian III Ill at 111"
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« Reply #139 on: April 24, 2017, 1:10 AM » |
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« Reply #140 on: April 25, 2017, 1:03 AM » |
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Marriage requires a low deposit, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
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« Reply #141 on: April 26, 2017, 1:58 AM » |
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It's hard to soar like an eagle when you are surrounded by turkeys.
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« Reply #142 on: April 26, 2017, 12:50 PM » |
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The College of Hard Knocks is an easy school to get into and the tuition is initially low but the fees and incidental expenses can get expensive, especially if you must repeat courses.
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« Reply #143 on: April 27, 2017, 1:53 AM » |
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Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
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« Reply #144 on: April 28, 2017, 3:28 AM » |
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« Reply #145 on: April 29, 2017, 4:43 AM » |
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Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
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« Reply #147 on: April 30, 2017, 4:29 AM » |
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- Groucho Marx
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« Reply #148 on: May 1, 2017, 12:58 AM » |
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. -- Groucho Marx
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« Reply #149 on: May 2, 2017, 2:37 AM » |
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Measure with a micrometer; mark with chalk; cut with an axe. -- Ray
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« Reply #150 on: May 3, 2017, 6:16 AM » |
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Quantity is no substitute for quality, but it is the only one we have.
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« Reply #151 on: May 4, 2017, 3:14 AM » |
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Friends: People who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
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« Reply #152 on: May 5, 2017, 2:08 AM » |
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Fortune favors the lucky. -- Tom Weller
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« Reply #153 on: May 6, 2017, 4:28 AM » |
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Two definitions that should be in a modern dictionary:
Furbling: Walking a maze of ropes even when you are the only person in line.
Genderplex: Trying to determine from the cutesy pictures which restroom to use.
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« Reply #155 on: May 7, 2017, 4:13 AM » |
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I do desire we may be better strangers. -- Shakespeare
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« Reply #156 on: May 8, 2017, 12:27 AM » |
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Fossil flowers come from the Petrified Florist.
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« Reply #157 on: May 9, 2017, 2:37 AM » |
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« Reply #158 on: May 10, 2017, 3:28 AM » |
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Another definition that should be in a modern dictionary:
Gleemites: Petrified deposits of toothpaste found in sinks.
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« Reply #159 on: May 11, 2017, 1:57 AM » |
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« Reply #160 on: May 12, 2017, 12:38 AM » |
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God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.
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« Reply #161 on: May 13, 2017, 3:45 AM » |
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May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.
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« Reply #163 on: May 14, 2017, 4:05 AM » |
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I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma. -- the Wizard of Oz
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« Reply #164 on: May 14, 2017, 8:58 PM » |
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And, immediately upon receiving the diploma, the Scarecrow thoroughly mangled the Pythagorean Theorem.
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« Reply #165 on: May 15, 2017, 1:40 AM » |
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Genius: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright".
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« Reply #166 on: May 15, 2017, 2:03 PM » |
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« Reply #167 on: May 16, 2017, 12:57 AM » |
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. -- Mark Twain
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« Reply #168 on: May 17, 2017, 1:51 AM » |
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« Reply #169 on: May 18, 2017, 2:11 AM » |
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« Reply #170 on: May 19, 2017, 2:12 AM » |
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Give your very best today. Heaven knows it is little enough.
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« Reply #172 on: May 22, 2017, 2:23 AM » |
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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« Reply #173 on: May 22, 2017, 2:24 AM » |
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God, I ask for patience -- and I want it right now!
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« Reply #174 on: May 23, 2017, 1:46 AM » |
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Butch the Rooster
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Sarah's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.
Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
Vote carefully in the election on the 8th June. You can't always hear the bells.
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« Reply #175 on: May 24, 2017, 3:08 AM » |
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God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
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« Reply #176 on: May 25, 2017, 4:43 AM » |
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God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
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« Reply #177 on: May 26, 2017, 2:26 AM » |
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« Reply #178 on: May 27, 2017, 4:52 AM » |
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Government expands to absorb all available revenue and then some. -- Wiker
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« Reply #180 on: May 28, 2017, 8:44 AM » |
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How do you make an elephant float?
Two scoops of elephant and some rootbeer.
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« Reply #181 on: May 29, 2017, 1:34 AM » |
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« Reply #182 on: May 29, 2017, 12:09 PM » |
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I am really enjoying not talking to you, so let's not talk again real soon, OK?
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« Reply #183 on: May 30, 2017, 1:20 AM » |
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Gravity: What you get when you eat too much and too fast.
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« Reply #184 on: May 31, 2017, 1:47 AM » |
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He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
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« Reply #185 on: June 1, 2017, 4:12 AM » |
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We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the alligators.
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« Reply #186 on: June 2, 2017, 2:28 AM » |
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God don't make mistakes. That's how He got to be God. -- Archie Bunker
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« Reply #187 on: June 3, 2017, 3:30 AM » |
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« Reply #189 on: June 4, 2017, 4:41 AM » |
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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -- Steve Wright
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« Reply #190 on: June 5, 2017, 1:18 AM » |
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« Reply #191 on: June 6, 2017, 12:34 AM » |
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If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. -- Slous
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« Reply #192 on: June 7, 2017, 3:07 AM » |
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« Reply #193 on: June 8, 2017, 3:05 AM » |
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« Reply #194 on: June 9, 2017, 1:34 AM » |
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« Reply #195 on: June 10, 2017, 4:14 AM » |
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[He] has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. -- Churchill
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« Reply #201 on: June 15, 2017, 2:45 AM » |
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Mummy: An Egyptian who was pressed for time.
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« Reply #202 on: June 16, 2017, 3:36 AM » |
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« Reply #203 on: June 16, 2017, 10:15 AM » |
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« Reply #204 on: June 17, 2017, 7:04 AM » |
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HELP! MY KEYBOARD IS STUCK ON CAPSLOCK!
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"I adore this dress!" bubbled the girl. "It's absolutely perfect! I'll take it!"
Then the young shopper paused thoughtfully, "But in case my mother likes it, can I bring it back?"
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There was this couple who were running late preparing for the big party, and it just so happened that the husband had on a pair of trousers that had a buttoned fly, one button of which had come off and needed sewing.
The wife simply did not have the time to tend to it so she suggested he run across the street to have her lady friend take care of the matter. And so he did.
A little bit later he came back with the button sewn on all right, but he was terribly beaten up.
"Good grief! What in the world happened to you! You just went over there for the button to be sewed on, and now look at you!"
"Well, when I told her what I wanted done she said to take a seat and that it would just take her a second. So I sat down and she began sewing on the button. Everything was just going along just fine until she bent over to bite off the thread and her husband came in the door."
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« Reply #209 on: June 21, 2017, 3:56 AM » |
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Having children will turn you into your parents.
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« Reply #212 on: June 24, 2017, 4:38 AM » |
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Mathematicians take it to the limit.
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« Reply #214 on: June 26, 2017, 2:23 AM » |
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You would if you could but you can't so you won't (and probably shouldn't).
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« Reply #215 on: June 27, 2017, 2:26 AM » |
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Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
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« Reply #216 on: June 28, 2017, 4:20 AM » |
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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« Reply #217 on: June 29, 2017, 3:55 AM » |
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I am a Libra. Libras don't believe in astrology. -- Al Hibbs
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« Reply #218 on: June 30, 2017, 1:20 AM » |
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A mortal theme:
Is there life before death? -- Belfast Graffito
I want to achieve immortality through not dying. -- Woody Allen
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. -- Samuel Goldwyn
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. -- George Saunders's last words
Go away. I'm all right. -- last words of H. G. Wells
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« Reply #219 on: July 1, 2017, 2:02 AM » |
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Machines have less problems. I'd like to be a machine. -- Andy Warhol
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« Reply #221 on: July 2, 2017, 2:01 AM » |
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He has the heart of a little child... it's in a jar on his desk.
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« Reply #222 on: July 2, 2017, 1:47 PM » |
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Photo Of The Quarter for Apr,May,JunDuring the previous Quarter you have seen some wonderful POTWs. Now it is your chance to cast up to three votes for one of these to become the POTQ for Apr,May,Jun 17 Just go to this link - http://www.photography-cafe.com/forum/index.php?topic=26426.0 and pick your winner(s). Alan... |
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« Reply #223 on: July 3, 2017, 1:53 AM » |
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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. -- Wilde
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« Reply #224 on: July 4, 2017, 1:15 AM » |
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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. -- Mae West
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« Reply #225 on: July 6, 2017, 2:29 AM » |
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Grasshoppotamus: A creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.
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« Reply #227 on: July 9, 2017, 3:58 AM » |
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Genetics: Why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.
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« Reply #228 on: July 10, 2017, 1:20 AM » |
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. -- Will Rogers
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« Reply #230 on: July 11, 2017, 4:04 AM » |
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He went to prison for something he didn't do - wear gloves.
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« Reply #231 on: July 12, 2017, 1:42 AM » |
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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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« Reply #232 on: July 13, 2017, 1:16 AM » |
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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. -- Ogden Nash
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« Reply #233 on: July 14, 2017, 1:21 AM » |
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If we all work together we can totally disrupt the system. -- Brilliant
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« Reply #234 on: July 15, 2017, 3:09 AM » |
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He who dies with the most toys, wins.
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« Reply #236 on: July 16, 2017, 5:04 AM » |
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He who has a shady past
Thinks that nice guys finish last.
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« Reply #237 on: July 18, 2017, 2:35 AM » |
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He who hesitates is a damned fool. -- Mae West
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« Reply #238 on: July 19, 2017, 3:44 AM » |
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Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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