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Title: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: Hatter on December 31, 2017, 4:03 AM


The Coffee Counter on the Photography Cafe website is a place to meet,
 chat and even have birthday parties and roasts!!!  
Please join all of us in sharing a joke or
"A funny thing happened on the way to the..."
You can fill in the rest of the sentence!


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COFFEE COUNTER


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Welcome to 2018!

Stop in every day and join us for a snack and a drink.  
Let us know what's going on in your life.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 1, 2018, 1:38 AM
National hatred is something peculiar.  You always find it strongest and most violent where there is the lowest degree of culture.    --> Goethe


THE HORMONE HOSTAGE
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?


DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!


DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 2, 2018, 2:13 AM
For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is.   --> Goethe

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?


DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!



DANGEROUS: That costs way too much!
SAFER: I can get that a lot cheaper online.
SAFEST: Here's my wallet, I'll meet you in the restaurant.

And remember: Money talks. Chocolate sings.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 3, 2018, 2:31 AM
A man's defects are the faults of his time while his virtues are his own.   --> Goethe

Tourist Groups Two tourist groups one made up of all blondes and one of all brunettes. They charter a double-decker bus for a day trip in London. The brunettes ride in the bottom of the bus and the blondes ride on the top level. The brunettes down below are whooping it up and having a great time when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road and clutching the seats in front of them.
The brunette says, "What's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs! "
One of the blondes says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver."


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 4, 2018, 3:04 AM
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and, if at all possible, to speak a few reasonable words.   --> Goethe


Subject: The World According to Little Billy
"You know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
"Oh?" replied the man. "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?
"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own business!!"


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 5, 2018, 2:53 AM
Fools and sensible men are equally innocuous.  It is in the half fools and the half wise that the danger lies.   --> Goethe


When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandma!," he advised. "Mine says I'm four."


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 5, 2018, 3:30 PM

Photo Of The Quarter for Oct,Nov,Dec 2017

During the previous Quarter you have seen some wonderful POTWs. Now it is your chance to cast up to three votes for one of these to become the POTQ for Oct,Nov,Dec 17

Just go to this link - http://www.photography-cafe.com/forum/index.php?topic=26724.0 and pick your winner(s).

Alan...:)


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 6, 2018, 4:15 AM
Art is long, life short, judgement difficult, opportunity fleeting.   --> Goethe.


A missionary went to deepest, darkest Africa to win some converts. He took several cases of Dr Pepper with him as gifts. Unfortunately, he was killed by cannibals and cooked for dinner. They'd eat a leg and have a Dr Pepper, eat an arm and have a Dr Pepper, eat a rib and have a Dr Pepper and so on until all that was left was one small part which they didn't eat. Do you know why? Because "Things go better with Coke".


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 6, 2018, 2:34 PM

PHOTO OF THE WEEK (POTW)
for December 31st to January 6th
 

WINNER!!

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"Broadchurch Pano"
by jane_t


(http://www.photography-cafe.com/gallery/albums/userpics/RJT201805575433212.jpg) (http://www.photography-cafe.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-104595)



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BigAl    :thumbup:


We all love comments! :)


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 7, 2018, 5:54 AM
A clever man commits no minor blunders.   --> Goethe


These 3 guys go up to see St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter looks through his little notebook, and tells them that they're not expected. He asks him to explain what they're doing there.   The first guy says: "Well, for a long time I've suspected my wife of having an affair.  Every day, when I get back and ask her what she did all day she is very vague.  She usually says something like "Oh, just shopping". So, one day I came back early from work and found her naked in bed.  Naturally, she denied any fooling around.  I started searching the place... under the bed, in the closet... nothing.  I looked out the window and saw this guy pulling up his pants.  I was so mad, I picked up the fridge and threw it over the balcony railing. I suddenly got this terrible pain in my chest and couldn't breathe. That's all I remember."   Second guy:  "I was just jogging down the street, when the knot in the string of my jogging pants came out.  They fell down around my ankles.  I bent over to pull them up and that's all I remember."   Third guy:  "Well sir, I was sitting in this refridgerator and....


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 8, 2018, 1:19 AM
To rule is easy, to govern difficult.   --> Goethe

I've Learned:
1. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 9, 2018, 3:57 AM
There is not a single act of courtesy that does not have a deep moral basis.   --> Goethe


I've Learned:
2. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 10, 2018, 3:08 AM
Talents are best nurtured in solitude; character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world.   --> Goethe


I've Learned:
3. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 10, 2018, 4:12 AM

PHOTO OF THE QUARTER
FOR Oct,Nov,Dec 2017
 

WINNER!!

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"Blue Butterfly"
by jane_t


(http://www.photography-cafe.com/gallery/albums/userpics/Cambodia-20170550538221725.jpg) (http://www.photography-cafe.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-104577)



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We all love comments! :)


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 11, 2018, 2:59 AM
We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves.   --> Goethe


I've Learned:
4. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a lot of talent.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 12, 2018, 2:06 AM
If you treat men the way they are you never improve them.  If you treat them the way you want them to be, you do.   --> Goethe
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.   --> Goethe


I've Learned:
5. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 13, 2018, 5:49 AM
To rule is easy, to govern difficult.   --> Goethe


If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator, it would be a good idea to just leave them there.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 13, 2018, 5:50 AM

PHOTO OF THE WEEK (POTW)
for January 7th to 13th
 

WINNER!!

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"Tivoli Gardens Christmas Fair"
by Christopher Robin


(http://www.photography-cafe.com/gallery/albums/userpics/Tivoli_Gardens_2.JPG) (http://www.photography-cafe.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-104602)



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We all love comments! :)


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 14, 2018, 5:08 AM
If Columbus had had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.   --> Justice Arthur Goldberg


Three guys are banished to a desert island.  One is a German, one is French, one is a typical American man (TAM).  A bottle washes to shore, the French guy rubs it, and out pops a genie.  The genie offers each man one wish.  the German misses his wife and POOF, he is back home.  the Frenchman misses his children and POOF he is back home. The American misses the other two guys and POOF ...


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 15, 2018, 2:08 AM
Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.   --> Allan Goldfein


Legal business card:     Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe         Attorneys at Law


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: Pipeman on January 15, 2018, 2:37 PM
Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.   --> Allan Goldfein


Legal business card:     Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe         Attorneys at Law

There is a firm of English Estate Agents named - "Doolittle and Dalley"


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 16, 2018, 2:23 AM
If a growing object is both fresh and spoiled at the same time, chances are it is a child.   --> Morris Goldfisher


Three guys are banished to the Sahara desert.  One is German, one is French and one is from suburban Milwaukee.  The judge allows each to take one item with him for his 5 year banishment.  the German takes bread in case of hunger.  the Frenchman takes wine in case of thirst.  The Milwaukeean takes a car door in case it gets hot, he can roll down the window.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 17, 2018, 1:49 AM
The individual is the true reality of life. A cosmos within himself, he does not exist for the state, nor for that abstraction called society, or the nation, which is only a collection of individuals. --> Emma Goldman


ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A.
1. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.
2. Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.
3. The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think. .


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 18, 2018, 2:24 AM
Philosophy is a good horse in a stable but an errant jade on a journey. --> Oliver Goldsmith


ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A.
4. Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.
5. The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now.
6. To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 19, 2018, 3:10 AM
I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine! --> Barry Goldwater


ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A.
7. The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation.
8. A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
9. The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 20, 2018, 4:08 AM
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on. --> Samuel Goldwyn


ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A.
10. The cuckoo bird does not lay his own eggs.
11. To prevent conception when having intercourse, the male wears a condominium.
12. To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 20, 2018, 5:40 AM

PHOTO OF THE WEEK (POTW)
for January 14th to 20th
 

WINNER!!

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"Between the Mountains"
by Highcloud


(http://www.photography-cafe.com/gallery/albums/userpics/IMGP8168_Gosau.jpg) (http://www.photography-cafe.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-104610)



Click on the photo to go to Christine's album and leave a comment.


BigAl    :thumbup:


We all love comments! :)


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 21, 2018, 4:56 AM
Anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. --> Samuel Goldwyn


ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A.
13. Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
14. Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
15. Geometry teaches us to bisex angles.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 22, 2018, 2:24 AM
The worst crime against working people is a company which fails to operate at a profit. --> Samuel Gompers


ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A.
16. A circle is a line which meets its other end without ending.
17. The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
18. The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only itis even deader.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 23, 2018, 3:05 AM
A lecture is an occasion when you numb one end to benefit another. --> John Gould


ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A.
19. Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
20. An example of animal breeding is the farmer who mated a bull that gave a great deal of milk with a bull with good meat.
21. We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and study of rocks.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 24, 2018, 2:11 AM
I rejoice in the multifariousness of nature and leave the chimera of certainty to politicians and preachers. --> Stephen Jay Gould


ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A.
22. English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse.
23. By self-pollination, the farmer may get a flock of long-haired sheep.
24. If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 25, 2018, 1:01 AM
It is fairly obvious that those in favour of the death penalty have more affinity with assassins than those who are not. --> Remy de Gourmont


ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A.
25. Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
26. Vegetative propagation is the process by which one individual manufactures another individual by accident.
27. A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 26, 2018, 3:06 AM
Chastity is the most unnatural of the sexual perversions. --> Remy de Gourmont


ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A.
28. A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.
29. Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
30. A person should take a bath once in the summer, and not quite so often in the winter.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 27, 2018, 5:18 AM

PHOTO OF THE WEEK (POTW)
for January 21st to 27th
 

WINNER!!

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"Bamburgh Castle2"
by trevor howell


(http://www.photography-cafe.com/gallery/albums/userpics/Bamburgh-castle2.jpg) (http://www.photography-cafe.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-104622)



Click on the photo to go to Trevor's album and leave a comment.


BigAl    :thumbup:


We all love comments! :)


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 27, 2018, 5:19 AM
The dreams of reason bring forth monsters. --> Francisco Goya


ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A.
31. The hookworm larvae enters the human body through the soul.
32. When you haven't got enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier.
33. It is a well-known fact that a deceased body harms the mind.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 28, 2018, 3:27 AM
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. --> Benjamin Franklin.


ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A.
34. Humans are more intelligent than beasts because the human branes have more convulsions.
35. For fainting: rub the person's chest, or if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead.
36. For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 29, 2018, 2:25 AM
Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose. --> Baltasar Gracian


ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A.
37. For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.
38. For nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the body.
39. For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artificial perspiration.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 30, 2018, 2:49 AM
It is a great art to know how to sell wind. --> Baltasar Gracian


ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A.
40. To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
41. For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.
42. For snakebites: bleed the wound and rape the victim in a blanket for shock.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on January 31, 2018, 2:19 AM
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. --> Baltasar Gracian


ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A.
43. For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.
44. Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.
45. Bar magnets have north and south poles, horseshoe magnets have east and west poles.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on February 1, 2018, 3:11 AM
To be original is more commendable than being an imitator, and were it not for the fact that most of us are slaves to the power of suggestion, more progress would be made. --> Frank D. Graham


ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS IN THE U.S.A.
46. When water freezes you can walk on it. That is what Christ did long ago in wintertime.
47. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
THE END


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on February 2, 2018, 2:27 AM
The impossible is often the untried. --> Jim Goodwin

Did ya hear about the 93 year old man and the 92 year old woman who found each other and finally got married? They spent their honeymoon getting out of the car.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on February 3, 2018, 2:45 PM

PHOTO OF THE WEEK (POTW)
for January 28th to February 3rd
 

WINNER!!

(http://photography-cafe.com/images/rib1.gif)
"Under the Bridge in Prague"
by Highcloud


(http://www.photography-cafe.com/gallery/albums/userpics/IMGP0473_Under_the_Bridge.jpg) (http://www.photography-cafe.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-104631)



Click on the photo to go to Christine's album and leave a comment.


BigAl    :thumbup:


We all love comments! :)


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on February 5, 2018, 1:11 AM
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. --> Oliver Goldsmith

Q: Why does Dolly Parton have such a thin waist? A: Everyone knows that things can't grow in the shade.
Did you hear Dolly Parton came in First and Third in a race?
Q: Have you seen Dolly Parton's NEW Shoes? A: Niether has she!
Q: How can you tell Dolly Parton's kids? A: They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips!


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on February 7, 2018, 3:27 AM
I know of no method to secure the repeal of bad or obnoxious laws so effective as their stringent execution. --> Ulysses Grant


I saw a strange funeral procession going through town the other day. There were 2 hearses, and about 60 guys walking, one behind the other. The guy in front was walking a small poodle. Curious, I approached him and asked what was happening. He said, "That hearse contains the body of my beloved wife. My dog, Skippy, is a wonderful pet, but sometimes he's "funny" around women. He tore out my wife's throat." I offered my condolences, then asked why there were two hearses. He replied, "The second hearse contains the mortal remains of my beloved mother-in-law. Skippy's a wonderful dog, but he gets funny around women. He tore out her throat, too." Thinking fast, I realized there were some real possibilities here. "Say, buddy. Do you think I could borrow Skippy for a little while?" "Get in line."


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on February 8, 2018, 2:30 AM
The real theatre of the sex war is the domestic hearth. --> Germaine Greer


Q: Where does a horse go when he gets sick? A: The horspital.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: scoundrel1728 on February 8, 2018, 9:32 AM
Q: Why is it especially bad for a pig to get sick? A: Because the pig must be killed before being cured.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on February 9, 2018, 2:32 AM
You can go crazy or you can go peacefully. --> Adele Greenfield



Q: Where does a duck go when he gets sick? A: The ductor.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on February 10, 2018, 1:25 AM
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving. --> Russell Green



Q: What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe? A: He calls the toe truck.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on February 11, 2018, 1:56 AM

PHOTO OF THE WEEK (POTW)
for February 4th to 10th
 

WINNER!!

(http://photography-cafe.com/images/rib1.gif)
"At The Going Down of The Sun"
by Pipeman


(http://www.photography-cafe.com/gallery/albums/userpics/b11-024-_MG_7554-01-cafe.jpg) (http://www.photography-cafe.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-104642)



Click on the photo to go to Ron's album and leave a comment.


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Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on February 12, 2018, 2:43 AM
I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample underfoot. --> Horace Greeley




Q: What happens when ducks fly backwards? A: They quack up.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: scoundrel1728 on February 12, 2018, 10:53 PM
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Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on February 13, 2018, 2:02 AM
Better incur the trouble of testing and exploding a thousand fallacies than by rejecting stifle a single beneficial truth. --> Horace Greeley



Q: What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk? A: A mouse on vacation.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on February 14, 2018, 3:03 AM
Commandment Number One of any truly civilized society is this: Let people be different. --> David Grayson


I love YUGO's -- those little cars are so intelligently arranged. One model even has a place just big enough to hold your keys, a pack of Kleenex, and some maps. It's called the trunk.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on February 15, 2018, 4:26 AM
Where ignorance is bliss 'Tis folly to be wise. --> Thomas Grat


Q: Why don't men trust women? A: Would you trust someone that bled for a week and didn't die?


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on February 16, 2018, 4:41 AM
With every civil right there has to be a corresponding civil obligation. --> Edison Haines


Q: Do you know what Spock found in the toilet?
A: The captain's log.


Title: Re: Coffee Counter 2018
Post by: BigAl on February 17, 2018, 4:58 AM

PHOTO OF THE WEEK (POTW)
for February 11th to 17th
 

WINNER!!

(http://photography-cafe.com/images/rib1.gif)
"Hummingbird in afternoon light"
by droll13


(http://www.photography-cafe.com/gallery/albums/userpics/POSTED---2018-02-12_Annas-hummer_IMG_7575-c01-m01_800w-72-94.jpg) (http://www.photography-cafe.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pos=-104656)



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